June 2010
1 post
April 2010
4 posts
March 2010
6 posts
February 2010
1 post
December 2009
5 posts
Ambivalence
OMG OMG OMG! Godfuckindamnit! What do I do with this information? One part of my brain says, “WANT!!!” and then the other part of it says, just as vehemently, “BLASPHEMY!!!” On the one hand, fuckin’ Clash shoes! I can already see myself prancing around in them. As anyone reading this probably knows, my cartoon avatar almost always wears her Clash t-shirt and I...
July 2009
8 posts
"Love in 2D" →
Wow. This makes me want to go outside and hug a stranger, just for the sake of human contact.
Finally a pregnancy test for retarded women! →
P.S. We hope you don’t reproduce.
You should probably break up with a girl who sends... →
Thanks Umaar!
Sorry, Jimmy. You never changed Buddy's litter... →
The shelter should probably offer to pay for the kid’s therapy.
Maybe someone took his Ethics final for him... →
This guy is going to make an awesome doctor.