OMG OMG OMG! Godfuckindamnit!  What do I do with this information?  One part of my brain says, “WANT!!!” and then the other part of it says, just as vehemently, “BLASPHEMY!!!”   On the one hand, fuckin’ Clash shoes!  I can already see myself prancing around in them. As anyone reading this probably knows, my cartoon avatar almost always wears her Clash t-shirt and I could just puke from the adorableness of her completing that outfit with London Calling shoes. On the other hand, that’s so anti The Clash.  If Joe Strummer were still alive he’d want no part of a major corporation (Converse, now owned by Nike) licensing his art in order to sell designer tennis-shoes at outrageous prices.  I also doubt he’d be thrilled by the idea that there’s now a huge hullabaloo over the 30th anniversary reissue of London Calling after all of The Clash’s loyal fans already spent a bunch of money on the 25th anniversary reissue a mere five years ago.  Do I buy the reissue?  Do I buy these shoes?  Am I less or more of a Clash fan if I do?  WHAT HAPPENED TO PUNK ROCK!?!??!?!